fabric and animal theory

as we took a stroll along the river,
debs asked if i knew what the tissue paper vs handkerchief theory was and explained:
men are divided into 2 categories (with regards to the way they treat women)
either as a tissue paper: discard after use
or as a handkerchief: reusable

and then i recalled another theory
the 'new cow theory' (from the movie: someone like you)
once a bull has mated with a particular cow, when presented with the same cow again, it would be disinterested. likewise to men.

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