tactics

i need more time
more more MORE!

i think no one can understand the degree of apprehension i have about finance mgmt.
anyway, i came up with a couple of tactics as to how to get out of the exam in case the paper is too tough for my knowledge.

tactic 1: Faint
after 10 mins of perusal, i should be able to judge my chances of passing. and should i doubt my ability to pass, i will stand up and faint.

tactic 2: Broken arm (disability)
an excuse for a longer time to complete the paper.
i'm obviously not ambidextrous, and being a left hander, i broke my left arm, hence i'd have to write with my right hand which definitely would take me more time to complete the paper
(little would they know i'm actually a right hander)

tactic 3: Power Ball (strike lottery)
pray really hard that i'd win some money from power ball. say maybe first prize of AUSD$58million, and i'm certain my university certificate could be bought :x
what's the probability of winning? chances are quite HIGH right. considering the fact that 2 people (names will not be mentioned in case they get robbed) i know bought power ball for the first time this week and they won $11 and $100 each